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[Desperate] [to the male student] Come into my office, Miss? They expect *results*. Thanks very much, Ray. Cute little pooch. Dana Barrett: [over walkie-talkie] You shut that thing down, and *we* are not going to be held responsible for whatever happens. Jason Reitman (center) on the set of "Ghostbusters: Afterlife." Kimberley French/Sony. Dr. Peter Venkman: DANA BARRETT pushes the carriage along the street. [coming up to Louis during party] Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: That was your whole plan, huh, "get her." Dana Barrett: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Type something will ya, we're paying for this stuff. How you doing? Shut it off. Just ordered some more vitamins and stuff. Dana Barrett: I swear, they're just coming to me. But with renowned freedom, Venkman encourages Stantz and Egon to go into business for themselves as ghost catchers. What? [interrupting] [Suddenly puts card down] Well, what's he doing in my ice box? [hears a siren approaching and an old, gray station wagon pulls up in the driveway]. The creep down the hall phoned the manager. Slow down. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: As seen in the outtakes, Janine was originally going to appear in the commercial, but not in the manner the script describes. I also play raquetball. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Just pick up the phone and call the professionals -- Ghostbusters. Winston Zeddemore: Wasn't so hard. and see how the script, while a little different from the final film, provided the basis for memorable quotes, characters, and themes. Dr. Raymond Stantz: I'm Peter. Dr. Egon Spengler: Still making headlines all across the country, the Ghostbusters are at it again. Winston Zeddemore: Mentally incompetent? "And the seas boiled and the skies fell.". Shut these off. Dana Barrett: She barks, she drools, she claws Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Walter Peck: [reporting on the Ghostbusters] Just relax. Reitman went so far as having Sony executives . That's strange, I didn't realize I'd left it on. During a date at a fashionable restaurant, the alien's unfamiliarity with human etiquette became apparent. We're the Ghostbusters. Dr. Raymond Stantz: She tries to take off her blouse after she observed women removing their wraps. Were in a golden age of TV writing and development. Louis: Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K UHD & Blu-Ray 5-Disc Set (2019), PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. ,Dr. Egon Spengler [as The Gatekeeper] I won't pay it. [holding up papers] Winston Zeddemore: [Venkman arrives at 55 Central Park West, a few minutes after Louis was chased out by the demon Vinz Clortho]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: OK so she's a dog Dr. Raymond Stantz: [looking at the temporary sign on Ghostbusters HQ while a worker is hanging it up] Dr. Peter Venkman: We'll enjoy it! Sir, what we have here is what we call a non-repeating phantasm, or a class-5 free roaming vapor, real nasty one too. Dr. Peter Venkman: [Ray looks at Peter, who nonchalantly nods yes], [Lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]. Dr. Egon Spengler: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, okay? This is a major disgrace - forget MIT or Stanford, now. Hold it! I'm not paying that ticket! Hey! Dana Barrett: [interrupting] Your email address will not be published. Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh? We're paying you, are we? I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. Nobody choosed anything! Dr. Egon Spengler: Grab your stick! Published Jun 2, 2020. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: I believe that everything happens for a reason. This makes them that much more fun and easier to connect with, which is part of what makes the movie so enduring with kids and adults alike. Janine Melnitz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: ), What is Direct Characterization Character Building Tips. Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's go. Dana Barrett: Okay, so I'll see you later, huh? A movie like Ghostbusters is one its fans can quote for days, to the point where you can even communicate in Ghostbusters dialogue. Coming through! Don't cross the streams. Dr. Peter Venkman : [ as the Ghostbusters approach Gozer ] Grab your stick! Dr. Peter Venkman: The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which. We are on the threshold of establishing *the* indispensable defense science of the next decade. The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant. Venkman knocks again]. [ the Ghostbusters draw their handsets ] Dr. Raymond Stantz , Dr. Egon Spengler , Winston Zeddemore : HOLDIN'! Janine Melnitz: [Egon is running tests on Louis who has been possessed by Vince Clortho a.k.a. Thank you for coming so quickly! [Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual. [dryly] [offers Ray a drink, which he reluctantly accepts]. Walter Peck: This is big, Peter, this is very big. I think we'd better split up. Con Edison Man: Dr. Raymond Stantz: I climbed on the ledge and tried to disconnect the cable, but I couldn't get in, so you know what I did? Dr. Raymond Stantz: Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here. Dr. Raymond Stantz: All right. Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Maybe I've got a Milk-Bone. While Venkman encounters a possessed Barrett, Egon talks to possessed Louis and realizes theyre both connected to whatever is going on with the apartment. Dr. Peter Venkman: [possessed by Zuul] Show more Show more Shop. If you want to continue reading screenplays, we have similar titles like, The Ultimate Guide to Call Sheets (with FREE Call Sheet Template), How to Break Down a Script (with FREE Script Breakdown Sheet), The Only Shot List Template You Need with Free Download, Managing Your Film Budget Cashflow & PO Log (Free Template), A Better Film Crew List Template Booking Sheet, Best Storyboard Softwares (with free Storyboard Templates), What is an Antagonist in a Story Definition & Examples, What is Telos: The Ultimate Guide to Understand Telos for Video Marketing, What is an Anecdote Definition, Examples, and Functions, What is a Memoir Definition, Examples in Literature & Film. Dr. Peter Venkman: I, I never seen anything like this before. You wanna come in for a mineral water or something? Bite your head off, man. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: It's, a couple of wavy lines. What I'm about to say may sound a little unusual. I want this man arrested! I should take her out to dinner. He had close to a thousand followers when he died. [shouting from the top of a fireman's pole upstairs] And how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman? [to the male student, and holding up another card] The full commercial (again, without the on-screen graphics) also appears in the PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. Winston Zeddemore: [on the walkie talkie] Lie down there, relax. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Yep. He got his big start on Saturday Night Live, which included the creation of the Blues Brothers with John Belushi. Well, of course I'm telling the truth! I think he can hear you, Ray. I couldn't help it. Coachman: Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable! the flowers are still standing! Ghostbusters - Commercial / TV Advert CORE 4.74K subscribers Subscribe 1.7K 158K views 5 years ago This is the commercial for the Ghostbusters in the 1984 movie, "Ghostbusters" directed. [to the female student] I'm sorry, I don't believe in any of those things. [standing] Now either you shut off these machines, or we'll shut them off for you. [the ghost transforms horrifically and snarls aggressively. Get ready! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Egon Spenglers interaction with secretary Janine Melnitz gives us an amusing exchange, along with the famous spores, molds and fungus line. But it all had to come from somewhere, which is why we will be looking at the. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: In the 1990s, Ghostbusters star Dan Aykroyd wrote a script for Ghostbusters 3: Hellbent, which would have seen the team transported to an alternate version of Manhattan calledwait for it . Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! These arent superheroes, theyre regular guys who, as this excerpt from the script shows, know that starting a business, while appealing, isnt easy. Dr. Raymond Stantz: [throws the guests' coats in the closet, oblivious that they hit the demon Vinz Clortho hiding there]. [to an invisible audience] I'm here with Dana Barrett. What the HELL are you doing? Of course you forget, Peter. Also new rings, mufflers, a little wiring. Male Student: Everyone knows who to call when ghosts wreak havoc . While funny, it also gives us an example as to how uniquely written these characters are. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana. I love this plan! [about the storage facility] Winston Zeddemore has The Twinkie line. levels of organization in a coral reef overnight stocker wegmans pay. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: [after capturing Slimer] Gozer asks them to choose the form of the destructor, and Stantz unintentionally chooses the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Dr. Peter Venkman: Wait for the sign. Good morning, I'm Roger Grimsby. Dana? Dr. Raymond Stantz: Yeah, what have you got? I'm gonna get him a nice fruit basket. [hesitates] What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff. That said, the script is still funny, and some of the best lines in the film are still here, either exactly as is or in some variation. Alright boys Ready? We have the tools, and we have the talent! Do you believe in God? Will there be any more of them? Alleged ghost sightings and related supernatural occurances have been reported across the entire Tri-State area. Dr. Egon Spengler: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Dr. Peter Venkman: That makes good financial sense, good advice Louis: Dr. Egon Spengler: If you want to continue reading screenplays, we have similar titles like Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, and Inglourious Basterds in our screenplay database. I turned my TV up real loud too so everyone would think all our TVs had something wrong with them. May I *please* see the storage facility, Mr. Venkman? You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. Rather than making an aerial passage uptown, the ghosts descend into an all but deserted subway station. Dr. Raymond Stantz Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on. Dr. Peter Venkman: Performed a lot of unnecessary surgery. Generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. You will perish in flame, you and all your kind! Dr. Egon Spengler: The door swings both ways, we could reverse the polarity flow through the gate. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Casey Kasem: [Turns on radio] Well, now it's my turn, wiseass. script may have started as a wild Aykroyd idea, but thanks to his creativity and Ramis and Reitman keeping it grounded, a unique and beloved franchise was born. You know, to try it out. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy, and your conclusions are highly questionable. [to the horse] Any customers? Dr. Peter Venkman: [looks and sees Stantz in the driver's seat]. Brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end. Could be race memory stored in the collective unconscious. Dr. Egon Spengler: I've seen TV, I know you can't come in here without a warrant or writ or something! [in jail, the Ghostbusters study the blueprints of Dana's apartment building]. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana Barrett: Forty years of darkness! I'd like to analyze it. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Spengler steps forward. [angrily] The Keymaster, Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand, Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door, She slams the door in his face. You know how much a patent clerk earns? Dr. Peter Venkman: Each one has a role to play and fill, keeping the world of the Ghostbusters script unique and unforgettable. Thank you! Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? She thought I was a creep, she thought I was a geek, and she probably wasn't the first. Dr. Peter Venkman: METER MAID just . I'm getting stronger readings here. The entire roof cap is made out of a magnesium-tungsten alloy Winston Zeddemore: What do you think, Egon? Walter Peck: Suddenly the doorbell rings]. I got a great workout. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: When a speeding express train passes by, the spirits hitch a collective ride uptown -- taking over the cars en masse and sending everyone from motormen to muggers fleeing before them. Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. Dr. Peter Venkman: [after capturing Slimer] Placing it in New York City helps, as does making the heroes everyday joes who go into business for themselves after being fired from a university. After the First World War, Shandor decided that society was too sick to survive. Gozer: More and more people are flocking to the small screen to find daily entertainment. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. I hope we can take care of this. I like to torture them. [the Ghostbusters are tiring as they climb twenty-two flights of stairs in their proton packs] He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. Spengler slowly shakes his head. And the jokes dont hurt, either. [to a policeman] Break it up! Dana Barrett: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. I'm a scientist. [smiles] I had no idea it'd be so much. The trio run away screaming, half in shock, half in amazement]. Are you, Alice, menstruating right now? They hate this. Ray for a moment, pretend that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on. [alternate wording from cable TV version]. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana Barrett: I'd call that a big yes. You're never going to regret this, Ray. Dr. Peter Venkman : Make 'em hard! Peter slaps the machine out of Egon's hand, Turns over the card and zaps the male student, to the male student, and holding up another card, Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger, holding ghost trap like a rat by the tail, as he, Peter and Egon leave the hotel, Ray calls out to the witnesses, a giant marshmallow man crashes through the streets of New York, possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. You had your chance to cooperate, but you though it would be more fun to insult me. "We know we've got a knocking! Dr. Egon Spengler: Whoa! You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog Dr. Egon Spengler: Who would make up a story like that? Winston Zeddemore: [as Dana puts strings on her cello, Ray is being interviewed by Joe Frankin on television]. And you have no place in this department, or this university. Janine Melnitz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Venkman turns to the real estate agent, surrounded by excited reporters during the montate sequence, which shows the Ghostbusters as a sudden popular culture craze, surveying a wrecked apartment building corridor having climbed over thirty flights of stairs with his proton pack, after nearly being crushed by a falling bookcase, in front of the library ghost, their first ghost sighting, Egon and Ray stare at each other in silence. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana Barrett: And then I slammed the refrigerator door and I left. [Annoyed] Larry King: This is Casey Kasem. I think that's a smart move, Mike. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana Barrett: [to the other inmates] Walter Peck: I guess they just don't make them like they used to. The Destructor is coming. Break it up! What is it? Winston Zeddemore: Write and collaborate on your scripts FREE. [the Ghostbusters exit the elevator. [slaps Ray] The full television commercial (as filmed, but without the on-screen graphics), along with five minutes of outtakes, can be found on the 2019 Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K/Blu-ray set. Venkman? I think we'll take it. [hands Egon a petri dish filled with ectoplasmic residue] Are you troubled by strange noises in the night? Come on! You You've earned it, [in front of the library ghost, their first ghost sighting], [Egon and Ray stare at each other in silence. I'm gonna need to draw some petty cash. Look, this wasn't Dr. Peter Venkman: You didn't used to look like this. See ya on the other side, Ray. ghostbusters commercial script. Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. I love this plan! Well yeah, you know what I did? Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! [excitedly] The upcoming film will be a follow-up to 2021's Ghostbusters: Afterlife, which saw the returns of original stars Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Hudson, Annie Potts, and Sigourney Weaver, while also introducing Carrie Coon, Finn Wolfhard, and Mckenna Grace to the franchise. READY! Dr. Raymond Stantz: [to the Mayor] [Pause] Well, are you sure you're using that thing correctly? Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, my *God*. The Hotel Manager comes running up behind them]. [Ray coughs in disbelief] Dr. Peter Venkman: I've tried everything, honey! I'll give you a call! [they 'stealthily' emerge from behind the bookcase]. new zit popping videos 2020 . Dr. Peter Venkman: You do *your* job, pencilneck. Bye, Louis. Winston Zeddemore: May I help you? Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse of spook central. You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman. Male Student: The Original Ghostbusters Script Was (Literally) Out Of This World. [heads across the room, greeting other guests]. Dr. Peter Venkman: in English from Florida International University, along with certificates in Film Studies and Asian Studies. Suddenly the doorbell rings, throws the guests' coats in the closet, oblivious that they hit the demon Vinz Clortho hiding there, Vinz Clortho growls from inside the bedroom, Dana starts passionately making out with him, moaning audibly, Louis has been possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. Look, this wasn't here! But we are having a special this week on proton charging and storage of the beast Dr. Peter Venkman: In the original script, Gozer took on the form of Ivo Shandor (the ghost building's architect, who started the original Gozer cult), who resembled a pale, slender, unremarkable man in a business suit. [becoming suave] You know what it could be? Janine Melnitz: As a result, the final film has dialogue that isnt actually in the script, a lot of which does come from Murray. Originally. Dr. Peter Venkman: Annette! Tell him about the Twinkie. [impatiently slaps Peter on the forehead] Dr. Peter Venkman: I found it in Tobin's Spirit Guide. While primarily known for playing Egon Spengler in Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II, Ramis had a strong career as a director, starting with Caddyshack (recognized as one of the best sports movies), and including National Lampoons Vacation, Groundhog Day, and Analyze This. "Going out of business. I've worked in the private sector they expect results! Clear your head. [Louis pants and sniffs, then notices a horse carriage; horse neighs]. Oh, Zuulie, you nut, now c'mon. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Myth? Dr. Peter Venkman: So be good, for goodness sake! Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm Walter Peck, from the Environmental Protection? Dr. Raymond Stantz: It's whatever it wants to be. Thanks so much. What's Gozer? Dr. Peter Venkman: My uncle thought he was Saint Jerome. Dr Ray Stantz: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue. Ghostbusters, what do you want? Louis: I'm Peter Venkman. What do you mean, "bad"? Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave? You said crossing the streams was bad! No, no, NO! As a transit cop chats amiably with a female cashier, the subway turnstiles begin spinning unaccountably. A Ghostbusters commercial is playing. The wind HOWLS and the vane swivels with an EERIE SQUEAK. Dr. Raymond Stantz: I'm a partner in this facility and I'm going to cooperate in any way that I can. I'm sorry, I'm just not getting any readings. What is it? Personally, I liked the university. Ho! Yeah, you could say that. So they're okay! Dr. Peter Venkman: Louis: Please! You! We can be on the verge of a four-fold cross rip. Sumerian, not Babylonian. A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions. My parents left me that house. [gets in Peter's way] Whoa somebody's coming! As soon as they open their doors, their first order of business becomes saving beautiful cellist Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) and nerdy Louis Tully (Rick Moranis), whove inadvertently opened the gates of hell right in their own apartment building! Nobody *ever* made them like this! Why do you want to see the storage facility? Here is the story structure for theGhostbusters screenplay: Dr. Peter Venkman, Dr. Ray Stantz, and Dr. Egon Spengler work for a university. Does this pole still work? [after the beautiful female student has guessed 5 out of 5 cards right while he has "none"; actually he has one] Oh, dear. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Dr. Peter Venkman: *Four feet* above her covers. [possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. Hey, Dean Yeager! Dr Ray Stantz: [triumphantly] Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "yes!". Walter Peck: I've WORKED in the private sector. SMOKIN'! ,Dr. Peter Venkman: Chambermaid: Dr. Peter Venkman: Needs some suspension work and shocks. Dana Barrett: I want you inside me. Dr. Peter Venkman: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say. It's OK; the table broke the fall. If you have a ghost, But you don't want to play host, You can't sleep at all, So who do you call Ghostbusters - Ghostbusters. Simply turning it off would be like dropping a bomb on the city. As a friend, I have to tell ya you've finally gone around the bend on this ghost business. Professional paranormal investigations and eliminations. Janine Melnitz: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Raymond Stantz: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! This successful case turns into many, as the ghostbusters take over New York City as high profile exterminators, from interviews to news articles wondering about ghosts civil rights. I'm making a special exception in your case. Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule [Louis has been possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. The guests are starting to ask questions and I'm running out of excuses. Just gimme the address Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. That's a big Twinkie. The ghostbusters look into Barretts situation; they dont find anything just yet, but they are going to look into it. Dr. Peter Venkman: It won't hurt you. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: I wanna talk to Dana. Yes sir, don't worry. Dr. Egon Spengler: Egon, what do you think? I'm not interested in your opinion, just shut it off. Successful test. MAN WITH A TICKET You can take this ticket. The three comics, plus Ernie Hudson, play the New York City-based team that provides superna more More Ghost Busters quotes Collection Edit Buy Dr Ray Stantz: It was right here. Dr. Peter Venkman: Walter Peck: Hotel Manager: Listen you smell something? Janine Melnitz: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.

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