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/ We smoke the blunts. [explaining why he gives head for rides] Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. 8.2 . Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. This guy'll suck your dick. The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. You see! The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Comedy. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. A man gets shot with a shot gun in the chest and flies back against a wall. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Holden: God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. They didn't really steal the monkey. Mules are GOOD! And on that note, we cue the music. At least call me by the right fucking character. Silent Bob shakes his head, Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own, They both take a beat and look at the camera, Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving, they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head, Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight, James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake, Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers, Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera, Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away, Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey, Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump, puts a baseball cap on his head backwards, walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive, Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers, to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine, Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe, Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner, Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob, Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night, the Mystery Machine van from the Scooby Doo cartoons pulls up alongside Jay and Silent Bob, after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth, Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic, takes Jay and Silent Bob behind a wall, out of sight, Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off, to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker, Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save, he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Jay: Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! Well! I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. I'll give you half of what I make. Okay, Fucky? Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement? Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Oh yeah, nice parenting. Jay: Have you seen them roaming around? So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. [to Silent Bob] Here's your coffee sir. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. I quit! Dude, I think I just filled the cup. The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. The fuck you talkin' about? Jay: Justice: He said he'd fuck a sheep! Jay: We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Sissy: When, Lord when? [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. Banky: [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Get the fuck off her. Are you fucking crazy? Right. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. So your in this for the pussy right? Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. 'Scuse me. I came up with it before PBS. Passerby: No sir, a 10-82 is disappearing a dead hooker from Ben Affleck's trailer. The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. I wish they were hitchhiking girls- sexy hitchhiking girls. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Remind me to renew that restraining order. The white man stole it. Jay: Holy shit. And that body? Jason Biggs: I'm a noble rabbit Jay: I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Went to film school. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.strikes back Getty Images Jay and Silent Bob, or rather Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes, are not immune to Hollywood's current obsession with remakes. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Whillenholly: Good luck! Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Thank you again and enjoy the show. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. Alyssa Jones: [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Hold it like you'd hold a woman. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Learnin' the Moves Wow, more B-roll footage! Or House Party 3. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Silent Bob: Put the monkey down, and your hands up. Gus? I'm HAUNTED by it! In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! You can't take it back. Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly (whose name is taken from Land of the Lost characters [1]) arrives; oblivious to the diamond heist, he claims jurisdiction due to the escaped animals, all of which have been recovered but the orangutan. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Justice: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Occupations Animal liberators (cover) Jewel thieves (in actuality) Powers/Skills Thievery Sabotage Incrimination Seduction and temptation Highly athletic and acrobatic Hobbies Setting up gullible men for pantsies for their criminal activities. [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] I didn't think so. I've got a wiping problem. Whillenholly: Let's go, misters. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on Pluto TV | Comedy | 1hr 44 min | The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. 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On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. What? Will you fuck me when you get out? Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? What a motherfucker, man! And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Read . However, Catholic tradition insists that these four (and some sisters also mentioned in the text) were cousins of Jesus and not siblings, thus maintaining the Perpetual Virginity of Mary. Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Jay's Mother: The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. James Van Der Beek: Holden: Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk. Jay: Jay: Jay: Oh my God. Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. She is TOO fine! Justice: [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. Whillenholly: You should be. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. You have a sick and twisted world perspective. That was them, wasn't it? I film this shit, I yell cut and then I get the fuck outta here back to my trailer, because I got more white girls in there than the first lifeboat of the Titanic, and they all want a part in my movie, and I got just the part for 'em! Holy Fuck! The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Okay, you two. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. No, you the man, and that's the problem. (failed) Yeah, well. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Actually, there's a funny story behind that. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Check this shit out. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Jay: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch. Are we gonna have a problem again? This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Hooker #2: We've gotta go. Justice: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Brodie: Jay: Lonely. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Hey, watch the language, little boy. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . Chaka: You gotta go from the heart, yo. Teen #1: Banky: Free shipping for many products! Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. Jason Biggs: Echo Base: [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Oh, you like that, MULE. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". That shit is the mad notes. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Jay: I said you LOVE the cock. Oh, but I think it is. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. This place licks balls compared to the Quick Stop. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. I don't really wanna die. Chaka's Production Assistant: Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! Jay: [his first words] 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Jay: But it was better than "Mallrats". Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, didn't really enjoy it as I personally felt that it was just a Strike Back remake but with reboot just slapped on. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. I know it's in there! [exasperated] Okay, play it cool, hot shot. [in huddle with Damon] Jay. Jay: Fuck! Mind you I am 20 years old (born a year after Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back), and the reason I got interested in it was because I saw the Rst store become a dispensary, so thats when I knew Jay and Silent Bob were actually stoner characters. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Chaka's Production Assistant: Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Taste the booger flavor. You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY. Sissy: A monkey? You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. How 'bout "fine piece of ass"? Poor Dante. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. Watch the language, little boy! More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy.

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