happy gilmore subway commercial
Starring: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen. But she's an old lady. [Shooter has just purchased Happy's Grandmothers house]. I'm not taking her stuff, alright? ball..ah, wacker guy! ", hg-what.wav You're smart. I guess it's the new tour sensation Happy Gilmore who's attracting all sorts of people to this beautiful course. Shooter McGavin: Starter #1: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Happy Gilmore (1996) . [jumps on the hood of his car] What? I have to take the house too. Any other font you want can be used if you first install it on your device and then type in the font name on Imgflip. I'm sorry, I have no discretion here. Dammit! one Subway soft drink container, two verbal mentions of Subway, one Subway commercial starring Happy, a Subway T-shirt, and a Subway golf bag. Grandma, you didn't pay your taxes? Happy Gilmore: Grandma? Nobody, Grandma. It helps me go to sleep. You're pretty sick, Chubbs. YOU LIKE THAT BABY? Harness energy, block bad. [a limo passes by] Get out the way. However, he did play a golf pro in Tin Cup (1996). ", hg-breakfast.wav "Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. "Happy Gilmore" tells the story of a violent sociopath. Workin' it. "OuuuuHappy learned how to putt. The problem with that is you're not a good player.". [hugging him from behind] No, it only seems that way because you have only one shoe on. He's not breaking any rules, and until he does Shooter McGavin: Are you Happy Gilmore: Don't feel bad about me. Happy: OH YEAH! Reference: Quiz: Happy Gilmore. This is not hockey, Mr. Gilmore, no matter how much you want it to be. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: Happy! 14. Chubbs: Hey Shooter, haven't you forgot your nine iron. [to Grandma] Suck my white ass ball! Feel the flow, Happy. You better relax, Bob. Yeah, right. What's going on here, huh? Yeah, but you've made a lot of money. GoingNowhere.wav(229K) Happy: Hold on a second babe. Happy: That's my puck, baby, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK! [shouting at the spectators] hg-gohome.wav Imgflip supports all fonts installed on your device including the default Windows, Mac, and web fonts, including bold and italic. See if you can out drive the amazing Golf Ball, uh, Whacker Guy! Tim Allen was considered for the role of Shooter McGavin. The Middle (2009) also premiered on the same night and the same network as Julie Bowen's sitcom Modern Family (2009). Where are you taking all her stuff? The fact that this commercial is one of the most memorable scenes in such a timeless and heavily quoted movie is a huge win for Subway. START WATCHING. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Happy: Your not going for good are ya honey. "I was just testing its durability", "Friends listen to 'Endless Love' in the dark", "You're going to need a blanket and suntan lotion", AboutTime.wav(135K) A page for describing YMMV: Happy Gilmore. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. happygilmore Dad Hat. : The following were used in the making of this site: "Adam Sandler." Wikipedia.Wikimedia Foundation, n.d. I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's. Share the best GIFs now >>> : clothes.mp3 Shooter McGavin: $59.99 $ 59. Earlier in the film when Chubbs is trying to convince Happy Gilmore to play golf, he refuses, saying "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass." Happy Gilmore: Subway didn't officially start endorsing people until Jared Fogle in 2000 so technically, Happy Gilmore is the franchise's first celebrity face. Get me outta here! (Sounds of a ball rolling) So don't get mad at me. Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright. The government is. Shooter McGavin: google_ad_client = "ca-pub-9492180082354655"; I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family. If saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. [stopping Happy from fighting Shooter] NEW. What'd ya say? But I didn't have any money. Happy's shaggy homeless caddy (Allen Covert) is named Otto in the credits. Nursing Home Orderly: [arrives from the hall with Grandma] [to Happy as he rushes out of his apartment] Let me carry these, alright, they were my grandfather's, they're pretty old. Alright, now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll never bother you again. [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. [apologizing to Chubbs, attempting to persuade him to be his coach for his match against Shooter] 2. Happy Gilmore: Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: Okay? When Happy arrives at the Waterbury Open, he notices a white limousine pulling up behind him and says "Whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something." On January 13, 2022, Subway released a commercial featuring NFL star Marshawn Lynch as their spokesperson. Answer: fast food restaurant cashier. Just easin' the tension, baby. It's all in the hips. A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass. : Happy Gilmore: Happy: I was put on this planet for one reason. Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. [to Bob Barker after Donald insults Happy], Happy Gilmore: [Happy punches spectator], LongDrive.wav(72K) It also is featured in Man on the Moon (1999). I don't know. Realizing that he was playing an antagonist in a comedy, and having been satisfied with the script, he asked for an arrangement to be made so he could meet with Sandler to discuss the movie. But it wasn't my fault. Available on Tubi TV, iTunes, Hulu. 13. The various golf tournaments are sponsored by AT&T . Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today. From Happy Gilmore 1996Enjoy More @JCH 007. See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy. WarmMilk.wav(97K) 95. Uh, who won that fight, anyway? Damn you people. Thank you, Shooter. AdmitThat.wav(173K) Happy Gilmore: : [after missing a slap shot by far] I can't *believe* you're a professional golfer! Originally Happy Gilmore was supposed to fight Ed McMahon but when Adam Sandler and director Dennis Dugan offered a role to McMahon he declined because of the film's profanity and crude humor. Suck my white ass ball! [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] I'm just a Doctor. You're a terrible kindergarten teacher. Happy Gilmore: Heckler: Jack Ass! Happy: Well, I'm outta here! That's your HOME! [to the IRS Agent] Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too. Why didn't you just go home? 1. 1996 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 31m | Sports Movies. Do you always carry a puck with you? Feelin' the flow. Bob Barker: This guy sucks! I *wanted* to but I just couldn't do it. [Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches]. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: I've seen those finger paintings you bring home AND THEY SUCK! Reference: Quiz: 'Happy Gilmore' Knowledge. Subway restaurants are owned and operated by a franchisee network that includes more than 20,000 dedicated entrepreneurs and small business owners - who are all committed to delivering the best guest experience possible in their local communities. It helps put me to sleep. ANSWER ME! A rejected hockey player puts his skills to the golf course to save his grandmother's house. Happy Gilmore: AllOver.wav(227K) [Happy singing] Happy: The price is wrong, bitch. Yeah, alright. The first of many Adam Sandler movies directed by Dennis Dugan who also plays the character Doug Thompson. Donald: Sandler then re-wrote the role for Bob Barker who agreed to appear in the film. Chubbs: All right, as long as you're willing to admit that. Well great nice to meet ya man. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Adam Sandler's favorite role and movie of his own. IRS Agent Schneider turned it down because he wanted Sandler to use more famous people and not always rely on his friends to play all the characters in his movies. Listen to what I say", big_trouble.mp3 ball. And Grizzly Adams had a beard. "If I saw myself in clothes like that, I'd have to kick my own ass." ~ Happy Gilmore. [Happy hits the ball, hits the window to the house at the end of the street]. It helps me go to sleep. "Where were you on that one, dipshit? Shooter McGavin: It's circular. He hates me. [watching Happy's Subway commercial] [turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time]. Feel it. I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. You want to beat him? Carl Weathers (Chubbs) was a professional football player before becoming an actor. You can't just take her stuff, she's too old! Happy Gilmore: Where are you taking all her stuff? All good things. Happy Gilmore = Subway . Kevin Nealon as Potter "Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow, working it.". And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot. "All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but, there's a problem", Happy thinks he is singing to Teri, his now ex-girlfriend, "You can't just take her stuff, she's TOO OLD", Chubbs tells Happy about how he lost his hand, "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass", "Are you going to recite me a poem? I think you've had enough. "Oh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle..". Hey! Sandler plays Happy Gilmore, a suburban youth who grows up with dreams of hockey stardom. Joe Sakic of the NHL's Colorado Avalanche appears uncredited during the hockey tryout scene. Shooter McGavin: [while on an ice rink] Check the "Share this folder" check box and then click on the "OK" button. Chubbs: Bruce Campbell auditioned for the role of Shooter McGavin. Shooter McGavin: Donald: Happy: Well, I'm outta here! . . Later in the film Chris McDonald's character is seen with padding in his pants as he walks away. Why didn't you just go home!! LEAVE ME ALONE! [Happy leaves; Virginia follows; Shooter smirks in triumph]. Mister! Chubbs: ??? Bob Barker: Donald: Happy Gilmore was a commercial success, ranking number two at the U.S. box office on its debut weekend with $8.5 million in revenue, behind Broken Arrow. MacDonald is 6'3" while Sandler is 5'10". [to the IRS Agent] Bob Barker wasn't sure if he wanted to be in the movie. google_ad_slot = "7608030754"; The hockey game in the opening scene features the now defunct Roller Hockey League's Vancouver Voodoo. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. Happy Gilmore "Yea I know. Shooter McGavin: bother you again.BUT, if you missyou gotta give me a big fat kiss. Shooter McGavin: Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. [in a bar] ", hg-say.wav I think you should be working at the snack bar. good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD! Yeah, well ease it on someone else. "Yeah!! She's dead. From $21.50. Shooter McGavin: I just may. I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK. You boys are going to pay for that! During scenes involving Richard Kiel (Mr. Larson), he had to stand still or lean on items. Shooter: NO! 11. Why didn't you just go HOME! Happy Gilmore: Talk about your all-time backfires! BobBarker.wav(26K) Let's go home. Doug Thompson: My dad worshipped hockey. Number 18, is that Gilmore again? According to Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald had difficulty believing Shooter would be afraid of fighting Happy due to his size advantage. The crowd goes wild] Happy Gilmore : [shouts] He shoots, he scores! [in a bar] This is a reference to The Masters, one of the four major tournaments of the PGA tour (the others being the U.S. Open, the Open Championship, and the PGA Championship) where the winner gets a green jacket. I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex. What are you talking about? . You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. [to Shooter] He had Happy written on his ass. Ben Stiller took an uncredited role as the nursing home orderly. Happy Gilmore: That guy's driving me *crazy*! Terry: Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago. 1. Happy are you okay? No, no no. You're a lousy kindergarten teacher! IRS Agent: Potter: Doing the bull dance. You're gonna die clown! Well, what should I do then? IRS Agent You were right. [Happy does a funny victory "dance" with his caddy], [after Happy finally sinks his putt after 7 tries]. Steve enjoys golfing with the guys, grilling on Saturdays, and shopping for polos at Jcpenny while his wife looks at "lady stuff." Steve dreams of one day taking his family on a trip to a "less fortunate" country, in hopes that his children will learn to appreciate what they have. Harness. Within the recurring commentary team that's seen throughout the tournaments, the co-commentator Jack Beard never speaks. Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. Doug Thompson: Pepsi, Pepsi Max, Subway, Budweiser . ANSWER ME!! [Shaking his head as he gets up] The way I see it we've only just begun. It's not- it's not like i'm taking her stuff over to my place or something like that, alright? I didn't see it, could you tell me if it went in? It is clearly inspired by the "Happy Gilmore" Subway commercial: Shout out @JasonHannaphoto and @SamShazam_ for putting this together. And shout out to me and @kylezimmer11 for our future . Enter your credit card, billing and shipping . [Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead]. Gary Potter: You little son of a bitch ball! Happy Gilmore: [Happy hits the sandwich off a tee and straight into the fan's open mouth]. I don't date golfers. Beat him on the course. Shooter McGavin: Feel the flow Happy. Block. This is a biggie, time's ticking. I eat pieces of shit like you for ay.mp3 When Happy makes his Subway commercial, they are cutting their bread the original way with a V shape down the middle which started the change over to the hinge in 1999. My mom didn't. So she moved to Egypt, where there's not a hockey rink within 1500 miles. Adam Sandler stars in this hilarious comedy that scores a hole in one for gut-busting wit and outrageous slapstick. Personalize it. ", old.mp3 after buying grandma's house in an auction, referring to Terry, while sitting on her bed inside her room in the nursing home, Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot, after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald, Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd, Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water, Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground, Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond, Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Shooter McGavin: But if you miss, you got to give me a big fat kiss. [to his golf ball] Well, at least we got the house, right? I mean, a guy who could drive the ball *that* far - oh, he could *really* draw a crowd. [voice over narration] shit.mp3 Mover: All right, maybe we should get back inside. Golf.wav(106K) Add to Favorites Adam Sandler Signed Autographed 11x17 HAPPY GILMORE Movie Poster RockNRollAuthentics. So you decided to headbud Bob Barker? This works for Subway as their website states their target market . Happy: Holy shit! [makes putt] Grandma: FeelTheFlow.wav(327K)Happy: Is it always like this with the TV cameras and the people and stuff? [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] He probably wouldn't get a club deal because the ones he is using are his grandfather's and potentially provide a source of Happy's supernatural ball-striking ability. "Shooter: You're in for it now, Gilmore. Shooter McGavin: Get out. Are you too good for your home? 12. Although Happy doesn't seem like much of a sell-out, he also has brand loyalty, as displayed by his soliloquy regarding his meaty, tasty subway sandwich. She's old. Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. [laughs] This man is destroying golf. You're gonna die, clown! Mover [to Shooter] You were right. 4. With the music. [intentionally antagonizing Happy] Happy Gilmore What are you talking about? Hang on, I'll be right down there! [sarcastically] That Son of a Bitch. I hate that Bob Barker! PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! Happy Gilmore: The audience had more than their fill of comedy and Subway found their own way of feed off this. Happy Gilmore: Directed by Dennis Dugan. [intentionally antagonizing Shooter] Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? "(Sounds of the clown spitting out Happy's Golf ball) You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! That's enough, Shooter. Mover: Step right up, folks. Where are you going with those clubs, punk? Happy Gilmore: Distant neighbor: "So you decided to headbutt Bob Barker". Quite a large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational. Happy Gilmore : Yeah, well we won't have to worry about eating anymore, Grandma. Grandma Happy: That's MY PUCK, baby! Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald went on to later appear in Dirty Work (1998), with McDonald also playing the antagonist in that film. This movie and Employee of the Month (2006) feature one of the actors singing the song "Kiss You All Over" by Exile (1978). Happy: I want to kiss you all over and over and again. gohome.mp3 By Donovan Olson. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. [Happy has just been hit by a car] Search the Imgflip meme database for popular memes and blank meme templates That's your home!! I am a good player. Mover: [the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin]. ", hg-mistake.wav What an honor. Chubbs: It's "The Price Is Right," Happy. Mr. Larson is described as "Frankenstein" at one point. [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house] Look, I know that and I'm sorry, all right? I just yell sometimes, because I get so scared. Don't you ever touch my puck! Well I'm NOT DOUG! Now, you're really gonna be mad. The film was made for $12 million and grossed a total of $41.2 million worldwide, with $38.8 million of that at the North American domestic box office. Happy Gilmore Bob Barker: No you've had enoughb**ch, homeball.mp3 Say.wav(131K) Happy tells Virginia that his grandmother (Frances Bay) took him to see the film "Endless Love" (1981) starring Brooke Shields. It goes up and down and around. I don't date golfers. Filming & Production You gotta rise above it. I gotta make some money. But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! WOOO HOOOO! Uh-oh! [to Grandma] Happy Gilmore: [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. [impersonating the announcer for the game show, the Price is Right] The crowd goes wild]. ?? Grandma ", "Looks more like a country club than a nursing home", "You could trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP", "Step right up folks! Carl Weathers as Chubbs "God Son, what the hell are you doing.". It makes me hungry. Do you know what the pathetic thing is? See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life. Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. The crowd goes wild, Chubbs chuckles as he pats Happy with his wooden hand. I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. [to the golfers at a golfing range] Backfire.wav(141K) Nursing Home Orderly ", hg-dance.wav Happy Gilmore: It ain't over, McGavin. [points at him] Grandma : [watching Happy's Subway commercial] It makes me hungry. Then who knows? Jackass! Lee Trevino: He hates me. My grandmother's never gonna see her house again. Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore "You're confusing me, just let me put the ball in the hole. What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods? Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. IRS Agent I think I just killed her! [Shooter McGavin is holding a speech for other golf players]. The screenplay was written by Sandler and his writing partner Tim Herlihy, in their second feature collaboration after the previous year's Billy Madison; the film . JackAss3.wav(101K) $28.30. I just said I saw it. ", hg-clothes.wav All you ever talk about is being a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good!